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Penelope (PG) Movie Review Archive (Prior to July 2007) or search by keyword.
21 (PG-13) Ben Campbell (Jim Sturgess) has everything in the world going for him. As a student at MIT, in his senior year, he's already been accepted to Harvard Medical School. His only problem is being flat broke. When one of his math teachers, Professor Rosa (Kevin Spacey), notices Ben's gift for math, he recruits Ben to a money-making operation: spending weekends in Vegas counting cards at blackjack and taking the casinos for as much as they can. While Ben is at first reluctant, he needs $300,000 for medical school, and finding a scholarship seems unlikely. So Ben, along with Jill (Kate Bosworth) and the rest of Rosa's team, heads to Vegas. Laurence Fishburne also stars as Cole Williams, a "loss prevention" specialist whose joy in life is catching and beating up counters. Drillbit Taylor (PG-13) is a movie we can all relate to, in remembering the scary, yet exciting days of high school; better yet, how about that very first day. The plot revolves around three brand-new high school freshmen, Ryan, Wade, and Emmitt, who are all excited until they meet Filkins, the school bully. There is just no end to the terror Filkins dishes out. So Ryan, Wade, and Emmitt seek out protection by placing an ad in the Soldier of Fortune magazine. That's when they meet Drillbit Taylor (Owen Wilson), a misfortunate and homeless soldier. Drillbit teaches the friends some interesting techniques in dealing with the bully. Leslie Mann also stars. The movie is funny and very exciting. Come see this movie to relive your high school years. - Mary Wadsworth Dr. Seuss’ Horton Hears a Who (G) fulfilled the expectations I had for the film, staying true to the book’s message while providing a good time for its main audience – kids. The Other Boleyn Girl (PG-13) – Based on the book by Philippa Gregory, this is a story set early in the reign of England's King Henry VIII (Eric Bana). When it becomes clear that Henry's wife, Catherine of Aragon, is very unlikely to bear the king a son and legitimate heir, a member of the King's cabinet decides to take matters into his own hands and introduce some members of his own family for the King's consideration. Enter Anne Boleyn (Natalie Portman) and her newly wed little sister, Mary (Scarlett Johansson). The girls catch the King's eye and are invited to court, and while the ambitious and strong-willed Anne is entirely in her element, Mary wants nothing more than to get back to the country with her husband. If you know your history or you've seen the previews for this movie, you know how the story unfolds: Henry breaks with the Catholic church so he can wed Anne, who ends up being just another name in the long list of Henry's eventual wives. Shutter (PG-13) - Ben (Joshua Jackson) and his wife Jane (Rachael Taylor) go to Japan for their honeymoon so Ben can work on a new photo assignment. When Jane is driving one night, a Japanese woman appears in front of the car on a lonely, deserted road. Jane crashes the car trying to avoid her but when the cops come, there is no sign of her. When they get to Tokyo, Ben works on his assignment and Jane spends her days wandering around taking tourist photos. Ben's first batch of photos end up having a ghostly image in them; when photos from their wedding arrive from the States, those have strange images as well. Ben's Japanese assistant sees Jane's photos and tells her that they are "spirit photos." Ben and Jane are haunted by the spirit and when Jane finds out the face belongs to one of Ben’s former girlfriends, bad things begin to happen. 10,000 B.C. (PG) Set in the time of the woolly mammoth and saber-toothed tiger, 10,000 B.C. depicts the trials and struggles of a hunter-gatherer tribe, especially those of its emerging young leader, D'Leh (Steven Strait). After an invasion, the tribe is forced to travel to unknown lands and terrains, such as snow-covered mountains and through deserts, to save their people from extinction. On their quest to rescue their people and D'Leh's love, Evolet (Camille Booth), they encounter other tribes who have been invaded as well, and they all band together as an army. Together, they uncover a now lost civilization, in which certain leaders sare worshiped as gods, who use the captured peoples as slaves to build the pyramids. College Road Trip (G) is a movie the whole family will enjoy. It truly is a movie for all ages. It's funny, yet heartwarming. It focuses on the love between a father and his daughter. Melanie (the daughter, played by Raven-Symone), is seventeen and ready to take that first big step to college. Her plans are to go on a road trip to check out the universities with her two best friends. But her father, James Porter (Martin Lawrence), is only thinking of keeping his precious daughter safe, and has other plans. He wants to drive her himself. Since he's a police captain, he feels like it's his job. As their journey begins, the father and daughter soon rekindle their family bond, that can last through anything. The Bank Job (R) opens in the Caribbean in 1970, where a certain British royal is enjoying a definitely less than clean and wholesome vacation, unaware of a shady photographer. In 1971, Terry Leather (Jason Statham), a down on his luck London car dealer, receives an offer from an ex-girlfriend named Martine (Saffron Burrows) that he can't quite bring himself to refuse: she has inside information and knows that a particular bank's vault will have no alarm system guarding it, for a time. Terry, eager for a chance to get his head above financial water, rounds up a gang, and they set their sights on fortune and the lives they've always wanted. What Terry doesn't know is that Martine has a simple directive: recover the incriminating photographs from a safe deposit box and deliver them to the British government, to end the blackmail-fueled stranglehold black revolutionary Michael X. Penelope (PG) is the lovely tale of a young woman (played by Christina Ricci) who is cursed to spend life bearing the snout of a pig so her parents keep her hidden away in their mansion. The only way her face will return to normal is for her to find a man, one of her own wealthy kind, who will love her despite this flaw. This proves to be quite difficult since all of the men she meets run screaming from her. Semi-Pro (R), Jackie Moon (Will Ferrell), a one-hit wonder with a rather risqué seventies love song, uses his wealth to purchase, manage, and play on the ABA team the Flint Michigan Tropics. However, Jackie's not a coach, and while his team has a few good players, including "Coffee" Black (Andre Benjamin), they're still in last place. When it's announced that the NBA is going to absorb the top four ABA teams and the rest will have to dissolve, Jackie takes action. He trades to get Monix (Woody Harrelson), who was on a championship team, onto the Tropics, and together they devise a plan to get into the top four and see their NBA dreams come true. |
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